A Ovest Di Paperino

Welcome to the dark side.

Shark attack

La notizia dell’avvistamento di un felino non proprio ‘domestico’ nei pressi del campus, e la conseguente mail di avviso da parte della security interna, è finita persino sulle pagine di Punto Informatico. L’autore ci scherza su, ma in realtà non è raro avvistare felini selvatici da queste parti. Qualche buon tempone interno invece, e ce ne son tanti, ha colto la palla al balzo:

Security Alert

Possible shark sighting – employees should exercise caution

Investigators with Microsoft Global Security have investigated the reported sighting of a great white shark in the fountain of Studios West. An inspection of the area did not provide any evidence that a shark had been there, such as shattered wooden boats, gnawed limbs or menacing double bass notes, but we are taking this report seriously nevertheless.

Microsoft Security will conduct frequent patrols of all fountains, and will work with the State Department of Fish & Wildlife and other experts to assess the situation and provide further updates if appropriate.  In the meantime, please avoid chumming the fountains.  Receptionists in all Microsoft facilities will be distributing shark repellant on request.

If you see anything suspicious, please contact the Global Security Operations Center (GSOC) at 425-XXX-YYYY.

For any threat to personal safety Dial 911 (or local emergency provider) and immediately contact on-site Security.